I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.
by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025
Get the Rage Strokingmug. In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
Get the Danger-strokemug. It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
Get the Stroking The Hogmug. When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
Get the Counter-Strokemug. by Amos Ames August 19, 2025
Get the Mormon strokemug. Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.
Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017
Get the Strokes shotgunmug. 