Sex Story

Wow you really just looked up sex story on the urban dictionary? Get a damn boyfriend or girlfriend. Honestly. Go to church.

People looking up sex story on the urban dictionary=Perverted

by Random Ass Weirdo May 3, 2020

true story

please see taroo storay

Tarooooooo Storaaaaaaaay!

by Unfairman January 12, 2004

Story of the Year

A band that can't sing, unlike Muse
They have legions of fans who haven't heard REAL MUSIC.

"Have you heard Story of the year? They are fucking shit man."

by annaliselmaoanna March 7, 2008

Blue story

A film that includes gang violence and sexual scenes in and out

If you haven’t already saw it go watch it it’s boss

'Hey have you saw that film blue story’
‘Nah why’
‘It’s a good film watch it’

by Ibumyourmum December 31, 2021

Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

bannister story

When somebody tries to tell the same story to somebody who has heard it multiple times already to the point they could tell it themselves.

Guy1 - "it reminds me of this one time at the lake I got so drunk that I...."

Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"

by Iggyhaxor November 5, 2017

story dropper

similar to a story topper, they will make a story they are telling much worse, or more tragic than the one you're telling.

(first story teller): Man, I got socks for my birthday.

(story dropper): Really? I didn't get jack shit for my birthday, because my family hates me.

by Kaaaaaate. January 13, 2008