Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

Squid Games

When you're so poor you'll do anything for money/food.

Example: It got real Squid Games up in here. We caught the new roommate stealing food out of the fridge on the camera in the kitchen.

Example: You gotta work all day Sunday doing massages after your worked Monday-Saturday as a handyman in your building? You must be Squid Games hungry. Are you doing rub and tugs?

by WillTalksShit January 12, 2023

Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won

I'm stuck in the squid game

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Squid

a fucking loser

that nigga larry a squid

by John Quillll April 21, 2025

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 9, 2019