Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.

girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”

by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025

Spaghetti

Something gay boi Xander eats for breakfast lunch and dinner, lil gay man xD

damn thats such a spaghetti momeny

by bigmansgsgs December 6, 2021

Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt

spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt

by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu

SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333

by Mahi!! February 29, 2020

good spaghetti

Good Wet pussy. Known by sound it make like stirring macaroni.

That sounds like that good spaghetti!

by That good spaghetti January 15, 2021

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017