Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.

Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"

by Phunny Phuckers September 2, 2019

snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

Yellow snow

It’s when you pee in the snow

I said to my friend hey do you want some yellow snow it’s a lemon flavored snow cone.

by Fishnuggets66 December 9, 2020

snow tower

When cocaine is put on an errect penis and a girl/guy gives you head and you get high

Tommy gave Janie a snow tower after a fun night at the club.

by GhettoERnurses December 8, 2017

Snow Foxes

similar to “snow bunnies”, snow foxes are the male equivalent.

A snow fox is a caucasian man with a dating preference towards people of colour.

Snow foxes prefer to date outside of their race.

“Those white boy’s are snow foxes, they only date black girls”

by lailabbg May 11, 2023