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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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SKI

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.
by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
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Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!
by Czech_problems December 20, 2020
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Ski Yeet

Another way of sayinglets go!”
He turned and yelled Ski Yeet after his favorite team won!
by Ski Yeet May 16, 2019
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scarlet skies

a type of skiing which can be often seen as a game, full of very interesting people.
The person watching the audience was thinking of scarlet skies
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-Ski

Used to replace the beginning of any give. Word to had humour to every day conversation. Not very common usage.
Hugo; “Ayy we gone smok -ski right now?”
James; “Ye -ski, I’m boolin right now -ski.”
Hugo; “I’m finna hit up the dispen -ski on my way -ski.”
by Cat_with_a_fidl January 18, 2018
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Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
mugGet the Handicap skiingmug.

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