Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.
Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.
While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.
The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.
They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.
Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
Get the Nordic skiingmug. by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
Get the SKImug. Not your grandmother’s kolache.
When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦
by Czech_problems December 20, 2020
Get the Kilo Skiedmug. by Ski Yeet May 16, 2019
Get the Ski Yeetmug. by e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e May 13, 2023
Get the scarlet skiesmug. Used to replace the beginning of any give. Word to had humour to every day conversation. Not very common usage.
Hugo; “Ayy we gone smok -ski right now?”
James; “Ye -ski, I’m boolin right now -ski.”
Hugo; “I’m finna hit up the dispen -ski on my way -ski.”
James; “Ye -ski, I’m boolin right now -ski.”
Hugo; “I’m finna hit up the dispen -ski on my way -ski.”
by Cat_with_a_fidl January 18, 2018
Get the -Skimug. Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
by Bennylumpkin@gmail.com Lumpkin July 26, 2016
Get the Handicap skiingmug.