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shit ninja

Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.

It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)

Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
by Duo47 March 2, 2009
mugGet the shit ninjamug.

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
by Dispenser January 25, 2016
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shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.
man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.
by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009
mugGet the shawshank shittingmug.

n' shit

n.
1 : a number of unspecified additional persons or things; an informal form of "etcetera", denoting the continuance of a list or sequence;
2 : and so forth; unknown or undescribed information; denoting additional information that the speaker either does not know or assumes is understood from context.
1: We went to the zoo today and saw lions and tigers and bears n' shit.

2: I don't know what her fucking problem is today. It must be stress from the wedding n' shit.
by Amos the Puppyfucker September 4, 2010
mugGet the n' shitmug.

that shit hurted

when something happens or someone says something that devastatingly hurts your feelings.
Anna: did you see the end of titanic?

Jenna: omg yes the part when jack dies?

Anna: Yeah...that shit hurted.
by Hunnyhumptrees June 30, 2018
mugGet the that shit hurtedmug.

No Shit, Sherlock

Used as a sarcastic comment for someone who stated the obvious, using a reference to the famous fiction detective Sherlock Holmes, it can be understood as "No way, you are Sherlock Holmes!" which can actually mean "Of course, you dumbass!".
-It's hot out there.
-No shit, Sherlock!
by CesarD11 November 7, 2014
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meat shits

The phenomenon of getting high-volume diarrhea from eating copious amounts of meat (buffet-style, typically.)
After thee hours at the churrascaria (Brazilian all-you-can-eat carnivore house of delights), I got a serious case of the meat shits.
by Count de Monet February 9, 2012
mugGet the meat shitsmug.

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