screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

screen delay

something pepole use when they can’t play on something really big

guy 1:i have screen delay
guy 2: no your just bad

by 😹😹🧩👩‍🦳 June 12, 2021

Green Screen Of Death

the error that you've never heard of.

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Your Windows Insider Build ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.

101% complete

Green Screen Of Death "should include the word being defined"

by transdisciplinary August 28, 2021

screen shark

Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.

Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.

"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"

by ghjhg4 August 7, 2022

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Screen turnoff

The mongoloid way for a person to communicate screen saving mode and or battery saving mode

Person 1: "How do i turn off the Screen turnoff on mac?"
Person 2: "Do you mean sleep mode?"
Person 1: "Same shit."

by Nick Is Bizarre May 8, 2024

Green Screen Kid

A person on YouTube Shorts (usually a kid) who uses the green screen feature to steal content.

YouTube Shorts Kid: I hate Green Screen Kids.
TikTok Kid: Then don't use YouTube Shorts.

by the real jq April 28, 2024