Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 09, 2019

Samuel

All for the headspins

Samuel is just in love with head spins.

by Vape Lord 3000 September 02, 2021

Samuel

He is a fat stinky pedo

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo

by vkhvhxv May 08, 2023

Samuel

A leaf I have taped to my wall.

Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?

His name is Samuel.

by PlatypusCreator August 12, 2021

Samuel

SWAGGGGGGGGGG

WOW LOOK ITS SAMUEL HES SO SWAGGGGGG

by bruhvoli February 18, 2021

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

samuel

penis

samuel is a penis

by wuebeidnwgosndien November 21, 2021