Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025
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Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’
Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022
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root node mentality

The term "root node mentality," created by Hunter, refers to the root node of a data structure, specifically a tree structure. In computer science, many things are organized in tree structures, with the root node being the TOP node where everything begins. Think of it as the trunk of a tree from which all branches grow. Everything in the tree originates from the root.

This idea is similar to a social hierarchy, where the goal is to reach the top position. In this social tree, being the root node means being a leader and trendsetter, not just a follower or "leaf node." Attractive women often prefer men who are at the top of society, so aiming to be a leader, or a "root node," is beneficial.
Q: How do you know everybody? How are you so well connected, bro?
A: It's the root node mentality, man.
by LeafNodeAf May 27, 2024
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Rooting

Sucking the clit through a gap in the teeth. Getting the clit by the root.
Let’s go back to my bedroom for some rooting. I was rooting this girl, she left, and never contacted me again.
by KenziZumba May 5, 2025
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When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 17, 2022
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