Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award

Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.

by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011

Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life

"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."

by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019

Joshua Ryan Ruggeri

An ass hole who will break your heart and stomp on. And call you names for the rest of your life. and wont care if you die. he'll happy dance on your grave.

Did You Hear About Joshua Ryan Ruggeri?
No why?
He happy danced on Kyle's grave

by S!ng13 G!r1 Sw4G January 15, 2012

Rogered

verb; To type a message that is either missing verbs, missing contractions, or uses an excessive amount of "and's" instead of commas. The message is NOT considered Rogered, however if written by someone younger than a 3rd grader

Just got a text that read "Jennifer family nice"! lmao, boy was that Rogered up!

Your phone must have gotten Rogered... your last message said "I had fun and it good time and I like turtles and we ate Mexican and now i home."

by SJRip August 22, 2010

Roy Rogers

The best fast food joint, serves roast beef sandwiches like the Trigger Burger.

Damn man, that fixins bar at Roy Rogers was amazing, I love getting free pickles with my Trigger Burger.

by urbantons August 3, 2008

zachery andrew rogers

The most amazing boy in the world. Has amazing eyes. Says the sweetest things that make your knees absolutely weak. When around Zachery be sure to have an extra shirt! Really likes the color lime green. Likes to strip sometimes. (LOL) Walks to places a lot. Loves DDR and ramen noodles. Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.
has the most boring ass last name on Earth given to one of the most craziest most fun people you will ever meet. But how the hell are you supposed to guess he's Irish with a name like that? And there is no frickin D in Rogers!!!!

wow! zachery andrew rogers, ya i kno him he is so awesome

by werdna_sregor October 27, 2010

roger

Understanding that you have tapped that sweet ass (make or female).

“Hey, I saw you out with that sweet ass dude. Did ya ?” “Roger that. Man was he was tight.”

by T.K.Masters May 7, 2018