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Ringed Up

My girl is pushing the whole marriage thing. I gots to get her ringed up!

My girl wants to get ringed up.
by ThisAintReal January 2, 2012
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ring freak

Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween.
by kate November 22, 2004
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Wedding Ring

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.
Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.
by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022
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championship ring

A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.
"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty January 8, 2008
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Ring Sting

A sore anal passage.

Cause of ring sting :

1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 2.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 3.

You: Oh, thats a big number.

Black man: Yeah baby

You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
by The Bold Yin November 2, 2008
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ringing the bell

using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners arse is ready to be probed..if they answer your in!
by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004
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promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
by JoNate F December 28, 2007
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