When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013
Get the Purple Hammermug. Defined as a small pill shaped capsule, that is purple in color. It has the potential to create any experience the user determines, obviously only form the sensory input that can conceivably be there.
“We’ve prescribed a purple pill, to help process the implications of your trauma.”
“I wouldn’t do that with Sam, they’re on purple pills.”
“We’ve prescribed a purple pill, to help process the implications of your trauma.”
“I wouldn’t do that with Sam, they’re on purple pills.”
by R.J. Emerson November 23, 2022
Get the Purple Pillmug. if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with
by missourimaniac May 13, 2005
Get the purple dildomug. purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a penis. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an 'eye') that continues through the penis and into the body. a white fluid is ejaculated out of the eye of a purple head.
by Daniel McCabe ..vote for this one you know its rig October 25, 2003
Get the Purple Headmug. When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.
by d1rt May 16, 2011
Get the Purple Carpetmug. mmmm:
salvia. you smoke it but it is kinda expensive but it is worth it. dont be scared because you WILL see scary things! its like acid.
salvia. you smoke it but it is kinda expensive but it is worth it. dont be scared because you WILL see scary things! its like acid.
by skyybaby May 20, 2008
Get the purple stickymug. by Vincent of the Christ September 10, 2011
Get the purple bagmug.