poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 February 27, 2014
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Poor Gaddy

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer involving a transvestites only you blame liberals for making you do it when you're done.
There are some places in Missouri where a Poor Gaddy is a way of life
by publius2011 September 24, 2017
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Racecar poor

You spend all your money on cars. You never leave yourself money for food, but always have money for car parts.
by I spend all my money on cars October 22, 2023
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poor snob

A poor snob is someone who criticizes you for dressing well, and/ordriving a nice car, implying that you think you're better than everyone else.
"Why do you dress up to go to the grocery store? Nobody else does."
"You're just a poor snob. I dress for me not for you!"
by Grand1 June 07, 2020
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Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
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get poor

Refers to when someone who has usually been "financially comfy" encounters an unexpected downturn in da ol' budget-department, and therefore is no longer able to "live da soft life" for da time being.
I suggested that my fairly-affluent neighbor consult my local "running on a shoestring" mechanic friend for lower-priced auto parts, but he somewhat-snortingly replied, "Well, yeah --- I could do that if I didn't mind dealing with a crook." Well, naturally, I felt kinda shocked and hurt, since the low-income junkyard-owner whom we were alluding to had always "used me good" --- he and his family were smilingly friendly, often gave my rides around town, and always let me use the office-phone in his repair-shop to make local calls in the days before my folks had a telephone of our own. But then just a few weeks later when I'd gone to make a phone call at the garage, I saw that this same somewhat-snooty neighbor had indeed stopped over there to see about a cobbled-together pickup truck that my friend was selling --- oooooohhhhh, did he ever look disgusted and humiliated to be even setting foot on this "lower-class" dude's property! I felt really glad that he apparently never observed me that time, so that he wouldn’t feel even MORE embarrassed that I knew that he had in fact eventually gone to try doing business with this guy, but at the same time I did feel a slight urge to gloatingly waltz out and sarcastically giggle to my neighbor, “So --- ya actually DID come to see this ‘crook’ after all, eh??? Kinda makes ya wanna think twice from now on about trash-talking other folks like that, eh? Ya never know when ya might ‘get poor’ and hafta go see them after all, eh??"
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by July 07, 2023
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