Skip to main content

Piss Chaps 

Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
Piss Chaps by bigdaddymo March 6, 2010
Piss Chaps mug front
Get the Piss Chaps mug.
See more merch

Piss-stain graffiti 

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.
Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*
Related Words

piss biscuit 

An alternative name for a urinal cake
I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..
piss biscuit by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

Piss-Pants Funny 

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."

Piss Yellow Turd Brown 

When you don't know what to call the color of that really 'shitty' color clothing that nobody should ever wear, it is called Piss Yellow Turd Brown, or somewhere there in between.
Eww, that Piss Yellow Turd Brown shirt looks like shit.
Piss Yellow Turd Brown by Agrias January 3, 2012

Piss Token 

Urine Sample
I went to the doctor's and handed them a piss token
Piss Token by FatalDischarge August 28, 2013
The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.
We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.
piss pool by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013