by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 8, 2024
Get the Matemug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. by Mammagurl February 15, 2017
Get the rubber matemug. A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
Get the boyf matemug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. by PRESTO'S 4TH LEG June 2, 2019
Get the stevo-matemug. A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
Get the My Mate Mariamug.