Racist Definition

A definition created on urbandictionary by an edgelord.

Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow

A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house

2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street

A black person: *calls gang*

1 week later

"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"

Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025

Definition

A statement of the exact same meaning, especially in a dictionary.
The degree of distinctness in outline of an object, image or sound.

Person 1: no.
Person 2: definition of definition.
Person 56: ok.

by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

DEFINITIONAL FAILURES

OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.

Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.

TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022

Definition

Definition meaning that was bound to happen. Or something that was so easy to see coming.

Jack: Yo Jay my gf left me
Jay: Man that was definition

by The Spoker has Spoken June 16, 2021

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Definition

Definition of a definition is

Defining one’s definition by definition of a defined definition in a define way that is defined by the definition.

Deaf: did you hear the definition?
Init ion: the beginning of it

(Through sign language)

by Sued oiname June 6, 2024