The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 02, 2010
Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.
WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010
First name.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.
by NinjaA November 22, 2005
Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.
Alex Warner is such a ninja.
Alex Warner is a ninja.
Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.
Alex Warner is a ninja.
Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.
by Sophie Elderton September 03, 2009
by DJ Kag July 11, 2008
A girl that a sorority says 'FUCK NO' to but then somehow ends up on the bid list. Basically sneaks into the sorority, like a ninja would.
Fratdaddy: 'Holy hell, how did that squirrelly looking girl get into (insert hot/good sorority here)'?
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
Slampiece: 'She's a sorority ninja. We don't know either'
by shadypi October 25, 2010
Someone who has excellent knowledge in many programming languages. One does not need to use documentations of the languages.
Jack: "Can u code with PHP?"
Daniel: "Are u kidding me? I can code with C++, C#, Python, Delphi, Pascal, HTML, CSS, Java, JavaScript, ActionScript, Lua and a few others. W/o books ofc."
Jack: "OMG, u must be a code ninja!"
Daniel: "Are u kidding me? I can code with C++, C#, Python, Delphi, Pascal, HTML, CSS, Java, JavaScript, ActionScript, Lua and a few others. W/o books ofc."
Jack: "OMG, u must be a code ninja!"
by MadDeveloper October 08, 2011