An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.
With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.
by Dandy Don April 24, 2008
Get the grammar ninjamug. by pbunk October 30, 2007
Get the SAND NINJAmug. Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.
by Bam Bam G April 21, 2004
Get the vomit ninjamug. The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
by DJ DNA December 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Handsmug. by katanainthestone May 22, 2009
Get the Ninja Bangmug. The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
Get the ninja jackmug. An extremely fit individual who is always at the gym working out. They combine their high load basic exercises with new, complex shit that nobody has ever seen before.
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Everytime I go to the gym, I see the same gym ninja doing that weird cardio ab workout on the half blue ball.
by JimminyJillikers December 16, 2008
Get the Gym Ninjamug.