don't be shy put some more

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.

charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

by um i don't know March 10, 2020

tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."

Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.

by Harrison's Girl March 31, 2020

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

more serial than cocoa puffs

when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.

"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."

by whenwasthelasttimeyouateadog? April 24, 2009