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Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

midnight wrestling 

;) Euphemism ;)
Did your pulse go up because you were midnight wrestling last night? ;) ;)

Midnight Boing 

A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside
Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.

I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight

Midnight road trip 

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.
11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!

Midnight milk drinker 

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
Midnight milk drinker by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

Midnight Cinderella 

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check
“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”