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meet and jeet

term discovered while studying English Lit at Kingston uni
-means a rapid gathering at which all participants undergo sexual activities
viva street ting- you go to the most recent meet and jeet?
ali- mate i organised it but no one turned up (again)
by vivastreettingz July 8, 2024
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Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.
by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011
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Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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meeting

A good way to stop doing actual work and get more smoke breaks.
Hey let's get a quick smoke break in before this meeting
by Hakerbitz October 1, 2020
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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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arrange a meeting

A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."
by misinforming November 16, 2022
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anyone meet at vickey bridge

this is what people called qtmax say when they can’t get anyone to meet up with them so they will constantly spam their snapchat with the same phrase.
“anyone meet at vickey bridge?? idcw girls get close!”

“guys i’m bored meet at vickey bridge?”
“girls meet at vickey bridge or call”

i don’t care where now or who just meet”

these are all phrases used by max
by I’m not goff lmao April 19, 2021
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