Diary Media

Writing or venting feelings and thoughts on social media.

I just posted Diary Media on Facebook and it felt good.

by Amschel March 30, 2025

Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"

Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.

by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.

If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.

by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021

Mixed Media

A foursome with yourself and three woman, each a different race ;)

Black girl: Fuck me
White girl: Fuck me harder daddy
Asian Bitch: Im gonna fuck the soul outta you
Aka: Mixed media ;)

by A good time ;) October 22, 2018

Social Media Overload

When someone has been viewing social media topics, or any one topic, on social media for so long, non-stop, that they can't handle anymore new information. If more information continues to be presented to them then, they may get visibly upset since they've reached the overload point. They get upset even faster if they don't have a particular interest in the topic(s).

There have been so many tumblr posts on that new Cartoon that came out recently, Johnny hit Social Media Overload.

by MegaKitCat June 28, 2016

media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 7, 2014

social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.

Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”

by 2ANJ October 14, 2018