sauna marine

The prime minister of Finland, Sanna Marin, is actually a sauna marine in disguise. He is on a mission to provide more saunas to the globe.

What is the sauna marine doing there?
—He's heating up the competition.

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

Marin

Lover of women, doer of moms

Bet you wish you were Marin with the amount of mother’s she’s getting

by Meeps weeps January 11, 2022

Marinating a poo

The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.

Bill your farts smell heavenly!
Well they should, ive been marinating a poo for about an hour!

by Fecal India November 13, 2025

Deep space marinate

The act of coitus in deep space when there is nothing to work against.

Having nothing to hold, the astronauts could only engage in deep space marinate.

by Sfkm March 23, 2019

Marin

A girl that will steal your heart, usually a redhead, sassy, funny, sarcastic, but has a heart of gold.

She’s a true Marin

by Mysterymanz May 25, 2020

fake Marine

Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women

Blaine Harold is a fake Marine

by Better than Blaine January 12, 2025

Marine Fuck

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️

I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.

by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023