Marcus

A guy who likes to cheat on people and hold people's hands.
Just call him 'daddy' and Marcus will respond.
by Johnleenamour May 25, 2022
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A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.
"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus
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Someone who eats ass, is kind, kinda annoying, a LEO most likely, a noob, a fag, intelligent, and overall black.
If you meet a marcus, contact his pre - existing spirit.....and KILL IT.

marcus's are a lil slow

and CANT be a strict dom for their LIVES.
homeless person: do u know marcus? i think he owes me a couple dollars
you: im surprised he's not homeless with you! hahahahaha.
by GRLLSCUMM April 18, 2019
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a boy who is in love with a girl named Aisha
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A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover
Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas
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I hate you Marcus.
P 1:“Look it’s Marcus!”
P 2:“I hate Marcus.”
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A Marcus Is a tall gangly big headed being. Normally known to being a recluse, abundant in the wild due to being unable to self sustain. Mainly found in captivity, their habitat consists of a dank dusk room filled with crusty socks and piss bottles.
“Oh man hes turned into a marcus
“Has ‘marcus’ still not got a job!?”
“Never go full marcus”
by Clazza mate November 26, 2019
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