miss fuckeroni

The fugly ass old ass teacher that makes you wanna bleach your eyes out. She hasnt been fucked in years, her pussy is shrivelled up like a raisin!

Hey mate did you see how fugly miss fuckeroni) was looking today, i need to bleach my eyes out.

by Afucktard August 20, 2019

Miss Liberty

The Statue of Liberty (from the musical based on the sculpting of the Statue)

Miss Liberty is a World Heritage Site

by mrreds January 16, 2010

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

miss Lam

Normally used to measure walls

the best teacher in ofs
her favourite student is Bettina Vicentini

we use 15 miss lam s to measure a wall

by BNKGUHKILUOVLKUGNVLJHNGECJLQKN February 25, 2021

Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

by Bowes232 May 25, 2012

Miss lock

The one teacher no one likes, sits at the back of the room waiting for someone to speak up to receive a verbal punishment highly exaggerating there behaviour

‘We have miss lock today’
‘Ffs she’ll just shout at us for fuck all’

by Habadabab April 27, 2020

dirty-missed

The act of phoning someone but deliberately hanging up after just one or two rings so that they will hopefully call you back and thus pay for the call. Formerly only relevant to cell/mobile phones but with the advent of 1471 (in the UK)and the increased use of caller diplay, it now equally extends to calls to or from land lines.

"I want to talk to Rowan but I'm nearly out of credit, so I'll have to do dirty-missed to her"

by howsoonisnow January 09, 2009