A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"
Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"
Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy March 20, 2012
Get the Lisa mug.A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 6, 2010
Get the Lisa mug.Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.
Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
by Anneeandashley, April 2, 2011
Get the Lisa mug.-A town located in NNSW, know by some as "lishole" because lismore is literally located in a hole, and the gronks, bums, whores and poverty of lismore.
-The Wilson river runs through lismore and is the most disgusting river EVER, brown as shit, bad milk is emptied hourly by local NORCO, i would not be surprised if there where human bones located at the bottom
-The Wilson river runs through lismore and is the most disgusting river EVER, brown as shit, bad milk is emptied hourly by local NORCO, i would not be surprised if there where human bones located at the bottom
by 187ontheundercover December 6, 2012
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by mezziee July 4, 2020
Get the Listen mug.A unique way of spelling Lisa. Sounds like Lisa but the H is what makes it unique. Only a few people knows how to spell her name right. If your name is Lisah, I love you. You are the coolest.
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