Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

Lemon lot

A used car lot that sells busted ass vehicles, or the section of an automobile dealer lot where the used vehicles for sale are displayed

That dude who asked if my jalopy was for sale probably works for the douchebag who owns the lemon lot

by Zergberger July 13, 2022

fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.

Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012

Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.

Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon

by Sack Handle May 23, 2018

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021

Lemon Neck

When your girl gets mad and spit lemons juice on your dick when she’s giving you head

I yelled at Marie during dinner and she gave me lemon neck as revenge

by Mr.5’12 January 22, 2020