Jew Card

To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.

Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.

by Blasian_Invasion November 18, 2010

chameleon jews

A chameleon jew is one who is a member of both the jewish religion, and blends in with surrounding scenery.

Those damn chameleon jews are always stealing my apples.

by Rahful March 16, 2007

Top Jew

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

amish jew

A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.

My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.

by amish jew March 17, 2008

jew bread

n. matzoh,matzos
-A brittle, flat piece of unleavened bread, eaten especially during Passover.

Seth went to the store to buy some jew bread but came back with herpes.

by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005

Jew lover

A Lover of All Things or People that are Jewish; Dates or Hooks-Up Mostly with Jewish Women/Men; Is attracted to jews

Theodore has had sez with 30 jewish girls, he's such a Jew Lover.

Jew Lover

by JujyFruitz February 6, 2009

Jew luck

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:
Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:
No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

by goyim October 7, 2008