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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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Miss Jackie

A prostitute or whore, usually referring to one's favorite prostitute, or bottom bitch.
"I'm about to go see Miss Jackie."

"Oh really? Use protection, bro."
by lemmic&smick May 8, 2018
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kathmandu jacket

an expensive jacket used as a status symbol to express how basic they think are.

mainly worn by teenage girls that think they're top shit and also 16-26 year old guys that are most likely in the closet and looking to root a year 9.

although they claim it's 'warm' and 'comfortable', we all know they begged their mum for it for their birthday/christmas because they desperately wanted to fit in.
can also be found pissed off one cruiser on any given saturday night and thinks she can fight anyone.

do not date a girl that wears a kathmandu jacket.
Guy: Hey look at Emma I'd get with her
Guy 2: Nah the cunts wearing a kathmandu jacket
by habibitings October 28, 2020
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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Apple Jackie Chan

When a creative team run of quality and/or relevant ideas and instead resort to abstraction. Similar to the term Jump-the-shark, going 'Apple Jackie Chan' is a point of no return for as future output, which afterward consists of disconnected nonsense.
Wow, this TV show really went Apple Jackie Chan real fast. It makes no sense anymore!
by *<@:D February 10, 2022
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dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.
by wally b champ October 10, 2008
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Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013
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