A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.
by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022
Misery high is a webtoon comic made by two very sexy hot people who have nothing better to do with their lives. Everyone at misery High hates life, teachers, and most of all their principal. Xev and Felix navigate the terrifying journey that is Highschool.
by VexySexy February 16, 2023
Have you been to blooming grove highschool
by heaibsisbsb October 14, 2021
by Boffa September 13, 2021
Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 24, 2024
A shitty redneck school full of rednecks that butt fuck goats. Then we have the feins of the school nic feins they ask for 2 more hits and make those hits blinkers. Then you have the fake ppl who think they gansta. Then the most hypocritical vice principle. They also care more about vaping then the students education.
by Joe byrin March 23, 2022
A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."
by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022