John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
by acs35 February 26, 2024

Dude 1: Yo, did you fuck Stacy last night?
Dude 2: Yeah man, when I was done with her she unlueashed a grenade pie!
Dude 2: Yeah man, when I was done with her she unlueashed a grenade pie!
by Erikfelik December 27, 2023

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.
by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
