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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited
*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
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Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.
AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?
by sausagememz April 18, 2022
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stun grenade

"Watch out, Jon has a stun grenade!"
by idontknow231 June 24, 2023
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Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?
Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!
by pentatonic July 20, 2023
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gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
by buckleheid February 10, 2008
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The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
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