John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. *Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
Get the Grenade Explosionmug. by sausagememz April 18, 2022
Get the Grenade Spray Candymug. by idontknow231 June 24, 2023
Get the stun grenademug. by pentatonic July 20, 2023
Get the Grenade Launchermug. by buckleheid February 10, 2008
Get the gland grenademug. While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
Get the The Holy Hand Grenademug.