An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.
Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.
by rooftop_ninja March 1, 2009
Get the Full sail gogglesmug. When a male takes his testicles and places them ever so gently over the bridge of a womans nose so the testicles cover both eyes.
by Blake Suburban February 6, 2010
Get the Arabian Spy Gogglesmug. This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009
Get the Law School Gogglesmug. When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.
by Gilly April 12, 2004
Get the Arabian Night Gogglesmug. The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014
Get the north dakota gogglesmug. a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
Get the the goggles do nothingmug. The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
by Ace Boogie January 9, 2009
Get the shiza gogglesmug.