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Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy
by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023
mugGet the Smelly Grandmamug.

grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016
mugGet the grandma pennymug.

The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
mugGet the The grandmamug.

Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)
Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse
by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025
mugGet the Grandma’s Pursemug.

grandma mo

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors
omg its grandma mo
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
mugGet the grandma momug.

Macoy's Grandma

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"
by hi25225 August 13, 2016
mugGet the Macoy's Grandmamug.

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
mugGet the grandma taking a showermug.

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