“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma”
by fog09 August 19, 2021
When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
by RaccoonHater69 March 05, 2018
by Wordman303 August 01, 2024
by Wordman303 August 01, 2024
“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
by Fat track mcdack tack January 22, 2016
Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 April 28, 2011