Trigger foot

The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.

Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!

by Deplorable Texan February 25, 2017

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011

Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

Foot juice

The escape of sea water that rushes out of wetsuit boots (booties), when they are taken off in a hurry by someone power shaking from cold water exposure

Jesus Martin you've got foot juice all up the side of my van.

by the ward December 23, 2020