flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007

Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.

Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.

by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013

Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.

Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.

by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011

Flaming Vagina

Another word for a lesbian.

Girl 1: You hear about (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she's like, a flaming vagina now.

by Precious Roy March 28, 2015

Suspended Flame

Big man who will still your girl with his amazing charting abilities. Too much of a pussy to rechart no villians and would rather die then chart easy and normal.

Person 89: You heard of suspended flame?
Random ass mf: No
Person 89: your stupid asf
Person 89: he gets more bitches then floppa with his amazing charting abilities to flex.

by Sicer48 January 18, 2022

flaming teletubbie

A flying peice of crap.

Whoa look at that flaming teletubbie!

by bubbles123 April 2, 2008

Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017