Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Fib fest

when there is a lot of lies happening at once in a room or area.

this is a fib fest

by Toxicsludge10 March 5, 2024

Zest Fest

Liam

That guy Liam major zest fest

by Gold76ranger April 2, 2023

people fest

When a group of people put coke a cola in their anal cavity; then 2 people shove mentos into their mouthes. They procced to put their mouths around the anus then push the mentos into their anal cavity with their tounge, then put mentos into their anus creating a fun explosion in everyones anus and 2 peoples mouthes.

They just had a people fest whilst i was gone.

by Derkin sthine June 26, 2024

SSG fest

Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men all looking for women. The ratios is off and the vibe is wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope

"Dude its a total ssg fest in here, where the hos at"

by MxSedusa May 21, 2025

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018