eating is not cheating

Oral Sex is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"

by tewkewl January 2, 2009

shit eating grin

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.

"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."

by Simmons12 August 2, 2006

shit eating

Also refered to as an eater of Dung - the uncontrolable urge to snack on dung or feces by Amberang or close associate.

No Know examples as Amberang is a very seceretive shit eating person and hides her habit well

by Rexy Loo May 30, 2006

PUSSY EATING

eating good ass fucking pussy mmmmm yummy yummu

that pussy eating last night was DELISH!

by 4206942069eatmyass4206942069 March 20, 2018

Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.

Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.

by drokhole June 7, 2011

Ettenger

The ability to spit game at three girls at one time, and after persuading them to a nice foursome turning them down, so you can go and pick up some others from a different party, while on the way to a different party bumping so hard you knock mailboxes over and cause small earthquakes through the neighborhood and after proceeding into the new party being the biggest or most built there and going atleast 12-0 at BP

Sid:Yo did you see Robert lastnight man?
Cameron:Yeah he totally pulled an Ettenger at that one party!
Sid:Damn it was sick!

by Swag Me Out August 20, 2011

eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.

Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!

by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018