the hottest man you will ever come in contact with. He has the most amazing smile, a great lifeguard and hot asf. He has abs for days and I am in love with him. He is a great surfer and so kind and amazing and VERY HOT. He does flips and does great pushups. My very first love.
by iluvlifegaurds August 16, 2021

The number 1 cause in people's brackets getting messed up because they always choke against lower seeds
by Jakob and Dubs March 23, 2017

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by duke dennis super June 10, 2024

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.
Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018

Noun- A college where white trashy rich kids go to waste their parents money on a future job in a cubicle. But hey at least they get to watch a good basketball team
-So you're going to Duke? What's your major?
-I'm going to major in being a bitch probably.
-Oh nice. You'll do great.
-I'm going to major in being a bitch probably.
-Oh nice. You'll do great.
by Hastagtruth February 18, 2015
