someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009
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by Gigawatt June 24, 2008
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-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
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