Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.
Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.
by Sninck November 17, 2023
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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 03, 2021
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digital nudist

One who prefers using online passwords drawn from their personal life experiences thus leaving themselves naked to hackers and identity thieves. They are protected only by a slim veneer of hope that they might remain invisible among the crowd. They cling to recollections of past loves, former addresses, and autobiographical trivia and eschew any conformance with the advice of technocrats.
His cubicle partner was an avowed digital nudist.
by imprecise January 17, 2015
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One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
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Full Dirty Digit

That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.
by Locnes December 21, 2016
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Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.
Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.
by Rizree May 03, 2018
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