the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...

Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

deuce bombin

to take a fat poop.

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"

by xBLOONKILLAx December 28, 2007

deucette

female deuce. woman poo.

woah, she just rocked a harsh deucette man.

by deucette69 January 2, 2011

Deuce

An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".

Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?

by Arina Chloe May 11, 2015

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003