Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Clark

Verb: To clap and bark in appreciation of some moronic action or statement.

When that anti-vaxxer shit-talked that doctor on Fox, Dude totally clarked!

by Ekralc December 13, 2020

Ryan Clark

A man of absolute knowledge and he loves to build robots with Ryan Clark and his CEO Moss Man in their company called Ryan Industries with Jamie his crew that have o clue what they are doing

turning everyone into robots so they can conquer the world because of Ryan Clark

by Heavenly Dragon June 11, 2017

Clarke

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.

“Who blocked you on Instagram”
“Oh that was just Clarke being Clarke”

by Angie did it February 8, 2019