Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for

Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock

by Yourchristallmighty March 30, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is loyal to his friends and faithful to his gf. Hes a lot of fun and exciting to be around. Hes honest loving and spritual. A great kisser. He can hang with the guys but not be like all guys. He will knows how to comfort you when you cry. Will listen to you babble non-stop. Will go through hell and back with his girl. At times you think he don't love you but he does. He loves to have a good time but knows right from wrong. Chris' are normally always warm and make great cuddlers. to his strong arms that make you feel safe, to grabbing your knee. He'll appreciate all the little things you do to try to make his day. He'll talk you to sleep even when he knows he's not supposed to be on the phone. A Christopher is just an amazing person. He is kind, nice, sweet, and so much more than can be our into words. If you are able to date a Christopher, you are one lucky gal and should never let him go. A Christopher is always happy, even if he's not on the inside. He won't bother anyone with his feelings because he cares so much for His Girlfriend so much. He has a great smile, and is an amazing kisser. A Christopher can talk to you for hours and hours and never get sick of talking to you. Chris, for short, is such a caring, humble, and dorky in the best possible way. He will never fail to comfort you, make your day, give out compliments, and be the sweetest person you've ever met. Not only is he tall and kind, but he's a great person to look up to.

Get you a Christopher

by Britney Tayler November 20, 2023

christopher :)

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$

christopher :) is big.

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021