Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.

The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.

by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.

as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.

by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010

canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.

Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.

by skullanator February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup

Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!

by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010

Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup

Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.

by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010