When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.
After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.
by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 02, 2010
Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.
by formerfacevirgin December 05, 2011
funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
by Big Luke Dawg March 07, 2016
Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 01, 2010
When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
by LoydNIggerson June 04, 2011