Skip to main content

captain save a bro 

1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!
captain save a bro mug front
Get the captain save a bro mug.
See more merch

Seriously, Bro?

"That guy tried to fight me for no reason, and I said, "Seriously, bro?""
We all have made mistakes. Bros always have each others backs. A Bro-no saves your bro from dating a disastrous girl straight from the beginning. If your bro says a certain girl is attractive, immediately say Bro-no. End of conversation.
Adam: Dude, she is so freaking hot. I think I might get her number!
Tim: (Thinks: ew) Bro-no!

1 week later
Adam: Bro, thank God you Bro-noed me. That girl ended up being a man.
Bro-no by TimAdam April 2, 2011

Nah bro, what is this 

when you encounter a rubbish thing and you're like nah bro what is this bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro
"you have to do a 100000 word essay"
"Nah bro, what is this", " bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro""
aka bro ho
-wears exclusively dirtbiking or offroading brands
-drinks more than their alcoholic fathers
-smokes more pot than cheech and chong put together
-dates guys with lifted trucks
-thick black eyeliner
-most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
-tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
-very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
-very often seen in 661
-use the word 'chill' as an adjective

known for wearing No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,
Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
bro hoe 1: dude, did you go to mike's kegger last night? i was so fucked up

bor hoe 2: nope, me and jon were out fucking in the back of his truck after we went offroading.
bro hoe by bro hoe chyea right July 12, 2006

ITS EVERYDAY BRO 

The most whitest song ever™️ by the group known as Team 10. The lyrics are complete trash and no one to this day can figure out what the fuck they mean. If you like this song you are either under the age of 12 or you have a reallllllly bad taste in music. Some people who sing in this song are the cringe lord Jake Paul, Tessa Brooks, and NICK CROMPTION
bro did you see this dumass song named ITS EVERYDAY BRO

yeah i did my friend's dog's babysitter's 12 year old daughter on musical.y listens to it literally everyday bro
When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.
Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!
Diet Bro by KodiakDragon July 28, 2011