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British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.
That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….
by Cuppykate March 4, 2025
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British penetration

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.
by Nut in it March 12, 2021
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crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.
"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"
by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018
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yummy british

A term used for a person who is sexy and british.
by EggsTasteFunny October 11, 2019
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Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.
Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming
by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the last, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that could hardly utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile. Then the english just takes that for their own & denigrate them. They honestly can't help it.

It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, make faces, snarl & grunt, as if THAT would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOoooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Do not believe anything in that accent on ANY media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.
Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.
by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024
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